It was a bad day at the office for Joab

Later, when David heard about this, he said, "I and my kingdom are forever innocent before the LORD concerning the blood of Abner son of Ner.  May his blood fall upon the head of Joab and upon all his father's house! May Joab's house never be without someone who has a running sore or leprosy  or who leans on a crutch or who falls by the sword or who lacks food."

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